A little ranch. A little rodeo. A lot of Johnson.
Made for the folks who know that a good day usually involves a horse, some dirt, and a little friendly competition.
The Show Off Your Johnson design brings a tongue-in-cheek twist to the classic ranch rodeo tee. It has that old-school, lived-in Western feel that looks right at home in the arena, on the ranch, or thrown on after a long day in the saddle.
It’s the kind of shirt that gets a second look—and then a laugh when they read it.
The lightweight tri-blend has a soft, vintage feel with a fitted, everyday look, while the durable construction means it's ready for plenty of wash-and-wear.
For ranch rodeo families, working cowboys, and anyone who doesn't take themselves too seriously.
Go ahead. Show off your Johnson.
The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
| S |
28 |
18 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |